FAQ

Where can I get my own Slurpee machine?????
If you would like to get yourself a machine, there are several places where you can look. There are three main brands of machines used by 7-Eleven: Taylor (Canada), Cornelius (USA), and Lancer(US), so first take a look at their websites for information on requirements and cost. If you are looking for a used machine, try sites such as EBay. There are other companies that sell slush machines as well, such as Bunn, so try searching for them online (keyword: slush machine) or in your local Yellow Pages. Please see BuyingYourOwn

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Where do you get Slurpees?
You can only get Slurpees at 7-Eleven. No where else sells them. The "other" places only sell mediocre imitations that ARE NOT slurpees.

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Are you crazy?
No! For the last time: I AM NOT CRAZY. And don't ask my sisters about that either because they will LIE to you and say that I am BUT I'M NOT! My medicine makes me NORMAL, not crazy! Holeee macaroni!

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Do people in Canada really drink Slurpees in the winter? Isn't it cold?
Now what kind of silly question is that? Of course! Why wouldn't we? You just have to wear your snow pants, three pairs of gloves, two sweaters, a winter coat, a toque, and boots, and you only have to tread through a couple feet of snow. No biggy. A true addict will never let anything get in the way of their Slurpee.

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A site about Slurpees??? Don't you have anything better to do with your time?
Just to clarify, I don't spend 20 hours a day on this site. It is a fun hobby that I quite enjoy whenever I get the time. I am a full-time University student, so my free-time is limited. I enjoy creative projects, and this just happens to be one of them.

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Can you design a website for me?
I am willing to answer questions regarding webdesign, etc, and I will consider any serious requests for me to design your site. I do not have any official quotes in regards to pricing; as such, the cost is negotiable and varies depending on the number of pages and the type of design that is desired. Please be aware that I am in University; thus, my availability may be limited. Please do no hesitate to contact me if you are interested. [Please note: I do not provide hosting or domain registration; however, I may be able to assist anyone who is interested in finding these services].

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Slurpeegirl: Will you marry me????
Hehehe... I have had several proposals already, including an offer of a slurpee-shaped diamond ring (which I am still waiting for, by the way). Buy me a Slurpee and I just might consider it.

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Why are Slurpees so addicting?
There are a number of explanations to this. One of them is that Slurpees, grown in a Slurpee garden managed by elves, are picked at the peak of perfection and delivered to 7-Eleven by faeries that sprinkle the nectar with pixie dust. This pixie dust is what causes the Slurpee to be sooo addicting. It is an attempt by the faeries to take over the world. Of course, 7-Eleven would deny this -- they have little or no knowledge of the meddlings of the faeries.

There is also the 'sugar' explanation. Apparently, sugar can indeed be addicting.

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Did I answer your question? If not, then email me and I will try my best to answer!

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Last Updated: November 5, 2007